Week 1 Round Up

After one full week of being boss, I feel... taller? Maybe it's this new desk chair or maybe I am finally becoming a ballerina, but I am definitely sitting up a little straighter. 


I went to a wedding last year and was talking to this girl who was around my age (young and still cute, thank you very much!). She asked me what I did and I told her, though I’m not going to tell you because I am trying really hard to stick to this whole anonymous thing. Anyway, she totally swooned and said I was just like the lead actress in a rom-com and that I totally had a dream life. Duh, it wasn’t true, but I let her think it anyway because how often do you get to pretend to be fancy? 

Well, today I do kind of feel like I’m living in a movie. I mean being boss is sort of so weird. It’s AWESOME to be able to tell people what to do, but I can’t really believe that I get to. I find myself saying my please and thank-yous WAY too much, which in my experience is not the bossly thing to do at all. I think I need to work on my bitch face.

Mostly I feel like a romcomtress because it’s been a long week and I can’t wait to get home, kick my shoes off, and eat ice cream on the couch with my dog while watching Friday Night Lights. And yes, most likely there will be tears involved. I mean, Tim Riggins is going to jail!

Anyway, this week I give being the boss an 8.5 on the richter scale. It is 5:51 on a Friday and I'm calling it a day. Because that's my call to make. Because, did you hear? I'M THE BOSS!