I figured out that June 23rd will be the day I denounce this place once and for all! Well, I'll at least give my notice. 2 weeks bitches! Then I'm outtie. How will I make it until then?
In tough times like these, I often look to my heros for guidance and ask myself, "What Would Cher Do?"
Cher would not take this corporate bullshit laying down. She's saving herself for Luke Perry! She would haul ass to the ladies in her recently broken in purple clogs, give herself a pep talk in the form of a famous quote by Cliffs Notes, send herself flowers and chocolates, then blow off work to go to the mall and see the new Christian Slater.
Basically, I'm just going to pull myself up by the knee-highs and "whatever" my way through the BS for the next 44 work days (forgot about Summa Fridays, hollerrr!). And after that, I'll be jeepin' on down the open road. I am so so SO excited to feel utter and complete freedom. It feels like pop rocks in my belly and the perfect amount of sunburn on my forehead.
Until then, I'll focus my energy on channeling this each and every day:
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