Here is how I feel:
SURPRISE! The author of this blog is no man or woman, it's a straight CHILD! Jk jk friends, I did not mean to go all pedo with these reference pics, these children just happen to be on my same wave length right now. It's called the FREEDOM TRAIN and I'm riding it! Meow meow meow meow!
I spent the day tying up loose ends, telling people to fuck off (jk again!), and hiding any evidence of the weird shit I have been doing in this office for the past 3 months. Once I finish this post, I'll erase my internet history et VOILA, my time in office is over like Obama's (REALLY JKJKJK SORRY MOM!!)
In all seriousness, I am proud of myself for making it through, I am thankful to the universe for making the last three months go by so quickly, and I do not feel one morsel of regret in leaving this place. The "lady who named her human child after my canine child" is coming back tomorrow. I will need some strength to get through that bullshit fake smile-a-thon, so universe, don't quit on me just yet! After 6pm today, I will no longer have a desk, so I will need to write from home how my very last last day in this building goes. I might film myself walking out of the building, we'll see. Until then, I would like to say YOW! IM FUCKING DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE AND PEACE TO THE WORLD. DONT LET THE MAN GET YOU DOWN. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. YOU CAN DO IT. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHATS FOR DINNER, MAKE SOMETHING ELSE.XOXOXOXO
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