Hi fellas.

Shit has been insane! Everyday something ridiculous happens that tops the day before. Yesterday, my entire calendar with alllllllllll the important info for my job disappeared off of my computer.... pardon? Is this for real? Last week, I had my exit interview with HR and I CRIED. This, unfortunately, is for real real.  See ya never future opportunities with this company! Oh, and last Friday night, I ran into my boss at 3:30am at a bar and he had an anxiety attack and couldn't formulate words...... I cannot even make this shit up, people, it's just so straaaange!

But alas, this is my last real week of being boss! 3 months and only 15 blog posts later (whoops) and I'm in the final countdown: 5 days. I have the day off tomorrow, my last summer friday of my career, then Monday and Tuesday I'm boss, then the woman formerly known as my boss but currently known as the lady who named her baby after my dog, shows back up on Wednesday and I'm outtie on Friday! CAN YOU FCUKING BELIEVE IT? I can't really. Think I'll get a party? I dunno. Hope I get sumthin. I'll let you know, I'm sure your dying to find out.

I am going to keep writing this blog after I am no longer The Boss of this place, just The Boss of Me. When I try to picture my future beyond July it looks like this:

eeks

However, when I picture my life between the dates of July 15th and July 31st, it looks like this:

creeps

No but really, I plan to be partying the entire 2 weeks, so If you know me and want to hang, holler at me. Because before you know, I'll be gone and you'll miss me. This is true, trust. I'm fun! 

Well, it's that time of day where I get together my final task, and then just sit here pretending to be busy for the last 2 hours of the work day when really I'm just reading your stupid tweets and twiddling my thumbs.  I'm in a weird mood right now, sorry. LOVE YOU!